If The Barwon Club is rockin’, please come knockin’. That’s right, you’re invited to River Rocks, the greatest little music fest to feature both the words ‘River’ and ‘Rocks’. This is the festival for one and all – sharks and jets, mods and rockers, Hatfields and McCoys, hipsters and hamsters. Well, maybe not hamsters. And you have to be over 18. But as long as you’re of legal age and not a rodent you should be sweet. Nothing against hamsters, of course, it’s just they tend to poop everywhere and rarely dress appropriately.
Anyway, you have Cosmic Psychos, The Meanies, Hoss, The Casanovas, Batpiss, Mustang, Legends of Motorsport, Ausmuteants, The Ruiner, Twin Beasts, Grindhouse, Hobo Magic, Digger and the Pussycats, Killer Birds, Horse Hunter, Flour, Dr. Colossus, Juliette Seizure & the Tremor-Dolls, The Gatwick Highlife, Drifter, Sons of Lee Marvin and The Fckups. Few line-ups will get your motor running quite like that. Take Juliette Seizure & the Tremor-Dolls, for example. They hail from Adelaide and describe themselves as “Screeching Weasel making out with the Shangri-Las in the backseat of an EH Holden at the drive-in and listening to the Muffs on the way home”. Can I get a hallelujah?! The Barwon Club, Geelong – November 21.