Bam Margera is heading to town with his band Fuckface Unstoppable. You may remember they made a mission out this way in 2013, apparently having such a good time they have promised to get “balls deep” in Australia once again. Perhaps not all that surprising, Bam got in a spot of trouble. Here is how he related his police run-in to Time Off’s Ben Doyle: “Basically, I found out that a year ago at Soundwave, I was at that very same hotel and I decided to do a few paintings in my room and I spilled a little bit of paint, and they decided to charge me $5000. So I paid the bill, and when I checked into the same hotel a year later, which was last night, I wasn’t too fond of that … Oh, I asked for an adaptor and the guy wouldn’t bring me up one, so then I walked downstairs and he wasn’t doing anything really, expect for making faxes. I was like, ‘You’re making faxes to people that aren’t even here; you should care more about your customers at your hotel’. And the next thing you know the police show up and now I’m not allowed back there, but all my stuff is there so I don’t know how that’s going to work … I’ll just stay at some random houses as far as I’m concerned.” The Barwon, Geelong – May 14.