I am not accusing Forte readers of being drunken scoundrels with the drinking habits of Winston Churchill on a Leaving Las Vegas-type bender, but there would no doubt be more than a few readers who have stories of drunken behaviour they would like to forget. Back in 2013, Guttermouth toured Australia for what was supposed to be their final fling. Celebrations, it would seem, got a little out of hand, with the band playing a string of shows that were met with disappointment. Manning up, the band has decided to give things another crack, this time promising to be “less drunk and more coherent” than their previous visit. Barwon Heads Hotel, Barwon Heads – April 5. I’ll have a coke, please.