The manly bearded men of The Beards are once again about to set off on another massive mission. You see, they are all about the beard and the awesomeness of them. Beards make you more attractive. Beards make you live longer. Beards make lovin’ even sweeter. Beards will make you able to win a fight with a bear, should that ever be a problem. Beards don’t make your drinking a problem. Beards enable you to do so many things, and The Beards mission is to impart their wisdom on you. Wisdom which comes from, yes, beards. Their new single is ‘Strokin’ My Beard’, which all bearded folk will know from 2014’s The Beard Album. The Karova, Ballarat – March 18 & The Barwon, Geelong – March 20. Beards.