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If you’re anything like me and you enjoy lame jokes that others think have been dragged out way past their used by date then you’ll also be a fan of the whole “yeah but what does Corey Taylor think about this?” response to pretty much any article posted to social media by a certain metal blog. The best part is when users post it in the comments on articles that are literally about Corey Taylor’s thoughts on something. And it all came about because the certain metal blog kept posting articles about what Corey Taylor thinks about certain subjects, so it’s not like this came out of nowhere.
This meme needs to spread across all metal publications so join me, won’t you, in posting “yeah but what does Corey Taylor think about this?” everywhere you can, but especially in the comments on articles about Slipknot and Corey Taylor. And for those of you thinking this is a dumb idea, this idea truly isn’t a dumb as running a metal web blog or publication and constantly posting shite about a shit vocalist from shite bands with the hope of driving clicks and traffic to webpages that feature advertising. Yeah but what does Corey Taylor think about this, I wonder?
In other news
The Skinlab and Pissing Razors tour has been postponed. No new dates available at time of writing.
Tool cover band Third Eye will play Ballarat’s Karova Lounge on Saturday July 20.
Thy Art Is Murder will release their new album Human Target on Friday July 26.
Brewtality 2019 will be held across both Melbourne’s The Tote and the Bendigo Hotel on Saturday August 3 and will feature Psycroptic, High Tension, Lo! And many more.
Diabolic Rites will launch their new album at Ballarat’s Karova Lounge on Friday August 9 and with them will be Whoretopsy, Christ Dismembered plus more. Get on down and check out a show before it closes for good!
Slipknot will release their new album We Are Not Your Kind on Friday August 9.
DevilDriver and All That Remains will be at 170 Russell on Sunday August 25.
Tool will release their new album on Friday August 30.
Opeth will release their new album In Cauda Venenum some time during our Autumn. This new album will be available in both English and Swedish versions.
Combichrist with special guests Darkcell will play the Corner Hotel on Friday October 4.
Metallica, with Slipknot as support, will be at Marvel Stadium on Tuesday October 22, which is now sold out. A second show has been announced for Thursday October 24.
Mayhem will release their new album on Friday October 25.
Opeth will play the Palais Theatre on Friday December 13.
Blacken Open Air festival will be held over Easter weekend, 2020. Easter Sunday will be April 12. Handy to know if you’re looking for cheap flights to NT well in advance.
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If you have any news about local metal bands, shows or albums, let THTH know by emailing to email@example.com or get in touch via Twitter at @TooHeavyToHug. Written by Paul Taylor.
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