Sophisticated Dingo's Top 5 Dog Breeds

Playing in an animal related band is a tough gig ya know? Along with all the scrutiny you cop in trying to hold up all the creature loving artists before you, often you are forced to represent a cute little ball of fluff that is in so many ways much better than you as a person anyway. So here we have our five favourite breeds of K9-spiration, if you will. I’m not sure if you’d like to have them as a pet but stuff it, get it in ya…
Dingo
Tough to domesticate but a noble companion to all weathered souls.
Sophisticated Dingo
Tough doggy appropriated for the white-collared community.
Soft Dinga
What ya dingo turns into when it’s a little late come Fridee/Satdee night…
Dingo
Deserved two mentions because we named the bloody band after these bad boys.
Wallaby
Not technically a K9 but as a quintessential Australian animal we think they’d make a great pet to have around the home.
These two cheeky little doggoes are sick of your smashed avo, craft beer and buzzfeed articles about the yoof and their inability to save money – and they’re telling you where to go in their trash punk single, ‘Yuppies’. Check them out at The Gasometer Hotel, Melbourne – May 17.